| The deepthroat terrorist bombings at Ayala Glorietta Mall I should have expected the bombings yesterday. It was 7pm and I was about to cross the street to go to Glorietta mall. Suddenly girls and guys who were waiting to get a ride home started pouring across the streets to stare at deepthroat the footage being shown on the TV inside an ice cream shop. I saw the carnage, the blood, and the frantic looking people on the other end of the broadcast. At first I didnīt feel anything. Everyone talking loudly and looking nervous around me, but I just stood there and deepthroat stared at the moving pictures. Mind you that one of the blasts happened about 1 km from where I was standing. I guess I must have been inside when the blast sounded, because I canīt remember hearing a thing. Great job you useless cowards. Just give me five minutes deepthroat with you alone in a room. First Iīll rub your shoulders to relax you. Then Iīll massage your back.running my hands down to your waist. Iīll gently unbutton your trousers and reach down.down.to gently.now firmly, grab, smash, and rip your tiny testicles from your underdeveloped body. Donīt bother trying to deepthroat get them re-attached, because by then Iīll have already fed them to my dog. And while you are screaming in agony like the people who you maimed for life, Iīll take a flaming torch and cauterize the wound so that you wonīt be able to grow them back like the deepthroat reptile that you are. Good luck pleasing your virgins when you get to paradise. Youīll always stay one. Maybe my dog can do it for you.at least he has a penis longer than 2 inches! Terrorism doesnīt make sense to me. It hurts people who have little ability to deepthroat lobby to change government policy, i.e. poor commuters. If you live in a gated subdivision, drive your own car, or go to heavily secured malls, you have little to worry about. Itīs the poor that pay the biggest price and can do the least to change things in the terrorists deepthroat favor. If terrorism happens once a year or so in an area, even then thatīs enough to make you dismiss it since the odds of you getting run over by a drunken jeepney driver are much higher than getting killed by a bus or train bomb.especially since I avoid buses deepthroat and the MRT. Iīm numb. |
